This is Chuck. Well, I can call him Chuck because we're close like that. You can call him Charlie. He currently holds the key to my heart. You see, he has all of the qualities I look for in a mate. He's not codependent. Sure, we have fun. But we know when to say when.
He doesn't need to be all up in my business. He's got scruff. I can't date a man who is cleanly shaven. I like a man.
He doesn't cuddle. I can't sleep with you breathing your hot breath into the nape of my neck. Sleep time is my time, don't encroach on it. He doesn't.
He's a little shorter than I like my men, but what he lacks in height, he makes up for in personality.
Oh Chuck, do you exist in human form?
oooooo and he's bowl-legged too. me-ow.
ReplyDeleteI have the perfect girl for Chuck.
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